Easter is almost upon us. It’s the perfect time to enjoy longer days, time with your loved ones, plenty of chocolate… and, of course, thematically appropriate sex toys.
To that end, I wanted to share some of my favorite egg-style sex toys. From Tenga’s unbeatable egg masturbators to the classic love egg, there’s bound to be something here that you will love.
Tenga Egg Twister
Tenga Eggs are innovative masturbators for men and other people with penises. Inside the cute little egg-shaped case, you’ll find a stretchy masturbation sleeve that can take solo sex or partnered hand sex to the next level. They’re also super petite and discreet, making them ideal for popping in your case for a sexy weekend away.
The Twister Egg is lined with a swirled pattern that feels absolutely amazing against your shaft. You can enjoy a wide array of sensations – why not try twisting as well as stroking? Tenga Eggs can stretch up to 12 inches, making them suitable for all shapes and sizes.
Fifty Shades Freed I’ve Got You Rechargeable Love Egg
Channel your inner Ana or Christian with the official Fifty Shades pleasure line, approved by author E L James. The I’ve Got You is a rechargeable love egg vibrator that offers 8 patterns and 12 incredible speeds, from a low rumble up to a powerful buzz. This dreamy little egg can sit inside you for pleasure all day long, or you can use it as an external clitoral vibrator.
Feeling daring? Put it in before you go out, and then hand the remote control to your partner. They’ll be able to give you a little jolt of buzzing pleasure whenever they want, at the touch of a button.
VeDO Peach Rechargeable Egg Vibe
I’m a bit obsessed with VeDO, who offer amazing sex toys at amazingly affordable price points. The Peach is a rechargeable egg vibrator for people with vaginas which is discreet yet surprisingly powerful.
Its small size makes it non-threatening for beginners, and its long tail makes it easy to retrieve at any time. Switch through the ten different vibration modes at the touch of a button with the handy included remote control. The Peach is also splashproof, so you can wear it in the shower and get down and dirty while you get clean.
Minx Aqua Silks Vibrating Egg
If you’re trying an egg vibrator for the first time and don’t know what to expect, the Minx Aqua Silks Vibrating Egg is an ideal pick for you. Small and affordable, it still packs a punch power-wise!
It offers four speeds so you can experiment and find out exactly what sensations work for you. It’s even waterproof, so you can play in the bath or shower. Best of all, the Minx Aqua Silks egg comes with a corded remote control, so you can hand it over to your partner and let them blow your mind. The Minx Aqua Silks egg vibe requires 2 x AA batteries (not included).
Sensuelle Remote Control Petite Egg
The Remote Control Petite Egg from Sensuelle can be controlled via the discreet remote from up to 30 feet away. Hand the control over to your partner before you go out, and Easter parties will never be the same again!
The Sensuelle Remote Control Petite Egg is incredibly quiet, but we can’t promise you will be once you feel its powerful buzz. It offers 15 different settings and is 100 percent waterproof. Since it’s rechargeable, you’ll never have to worry about flat batteries again.
Bonus: Happy Rabbit Clitoral Vibe
If egg-style toys aren’t leaving you feeling egg-celent, here’s something that’ll make you a happy bunny. Happy Rabbit is a line of premium toys for people with vulvas, and I absolutely love this cute but powerful little clitoral vibe.
It fits in the palm of your hand, but don’t let the small size (and affordable price) fool you. The Happy Rabbit Clitoral Vibe offers 12 vibration speeds, and the super-cute tail also doubles as an ergonomic finger-rest. This is one Easter Bunny that will have you hopping for joy.
However you’re celebrating, we hope you have a happy Easter weekend that includes plenty of rest and relaxation… and, of course, hot sex and orgasms.